officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

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clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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done:

with your shit

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Promise Yourself

To be so strong that nothing
can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness, and prosperity
to every person you meet.

To make all your friends feel
that there is something in them
To look at the sunny side of everything
and make your optimism come true.

To think only the best, to work only for the best,
and to expect only the best.
To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others
as you are about your own.

To forget the mistakes of the past
and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful countenance at all times
and give every living creature you meet a smile.

To give so much time to the improvement of yourself
that you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear,
and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world,
not in loud words but great deeds.
To live in faith that the whole world is on your side
so long as you are true to the best that is in you.


Christian D. Larson, Your Forces and How to Use Them (via hqlines)

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“I should have loved myself with the love I gave to you.”

11 word story (via iamcharliesangel)

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“Always treat her with kindness, love her in a way that makes her feel appreciated each and every single day. Make sure you remind her frequently that she means the world to you, that she’s the love of your life, remind her how much she means to you. Because when you stop showing love, and you stop pouring your heart out to her like you used to, she’s going to feel like you have taken her for granted. So be there for her, always. Listen, and pay attention to her. The best gift you can give her isn’t something you can buy. It’s your dedication towards her, it’s reassurance that you still love her, it’s your presence, it’s being the person she can turn to for anything, even if it’s just for comfort. That’s what relationships are all about, being there for that person when they need you. Just be there for her, through her ups and downs, be there.”

Rasco Cortez (via sincerelyrasco)

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“I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned.”

supalove:

thinksquad:

This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.”
The photo comes from protests happening in Bulgaria right now. Students are protesting poverty and corruption in Bulgaria’s Socialist-backed government, chaining themselves to the doors of Sofia University and clashing with police outside of parliament.
After the photo was taken it quickly went viral

this picture is so powerful

supalove:

thinksquad:

This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.”

The photo comes from protests happening in Bulgaria right now. Students are protesting poverty and corruption in Bulgaria’s Socialist-backed government, chaining themselves to the doors of Sofia University and clashing with police outside of parliament.

After the photo was taken it quickly went viral

this picture is so powerful

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“I need a nap and an orgasm.”

An Ancient Proverb, probably (via amraudenfeld)

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“It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.”

Tom Gates (via suspend)

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